'I'm so relieved,' confesses Katie Price as police admit they're powerless to act on rape claim
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Basics of the story are as follows, Katie Price (Also known as Jordan, or the carcass of meat from some sort of nasty road kill accept we see gawping and pouting at the camera on ITV38+6) claimed that she had previously been raped by a mysterious celebrity ex. As any newspaper which I refuse to read has reported on page 1 of every day this month, she recently divorced Petre Andre, 'famous' for his 'songs' Mysterious girl and Flava (Not Craig Davids, that was tolerable), and so will have half the nation wishing to knife Andres waterfall attracting body as nobody cares to delve into her other million relationships of equal insignificance. It turns out she has been with other 'celebrities', but these are so low down the listings of fame they haven't invented a letter for it yet, Z-List is just too high a ranking. Amazing. What it also turns out is that it's another desperate cry for attention from AllBoobsNoBrain despite her having an alleged music career, half of ITVs listings and every 40 year old man who knows a pornstar name to look good down his local pub.
This interests me, not because I like the news surrounding irrelevant celebrities. I like seeing the lengths a person will go to to earn some money, sympathy and attention, and love the tabloids absolutley inane ideas at how truthful a story must be to be published. Furthermore, this story beat the stories of Patrick Swayzes death by cancer, and us all discovering the country goes further into a big pit debt £6,000 a second.
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